Sometime fashion model and actress turned budding pop star Suki Waterhouse named her 2024 sophomore album after a testy breed of wildly coloured spider whose female members will actually eat prospective mates if they don't perform a satisfactory courtship dance. 

How that all factors into the lyrical and thematic content of Memoir Of A Sparklemuffin is for you to determine, but the London-bred Waterhouse's second full-length outing for influential American indie label Sub Pop Records -- a mix of dreamy pop and sad-girl folkiness recorded during months leading up to the birth of her first daughter with fiance Robert Pattinson -- is without a doubt the finest album named after a cannibalistic arachnid released by a former model in 2024.

We're kidding around: it's actually very good and Suki was super-nice when she came to visit our Kop's Records location when she was playing Toronto in December of 2024. We approve. 

TRACKLISTING:

1. Gateway Drug
2. Supersad
3. Blackout Drunk
4. Faded
5. Nonchalant
6. My Fun
7. Model, Actress, Whatever
8. To Get You
9. Lullaby
10. Big Love
11. Lawsuit
12. Omg
13. Think Twice
14. Could've Been a Star
15. Legendary
16. Everybody Breaks Up Anyway
17. Helpless